I really hope that we get Chris Pine wearing a military uniform in the new Jack Ryan movie.
movies where chris pine gets hurt
princess diaries 2: foot stomped. falls into a fountain CHECK.
blind dating: gets hurt literally every time he MOVES. CHECK.
this means war: shot with dart, mauled by tiny dog, fractured bromance, the list goes on. and there was no threesome which i totally expected..
just my luck: when he ki sses lindsay lohan also every second of that movie but mostly kissing lindsay.
unstoppable: ok i own this and yet i watched it on tv tonight. he gets hurt a few times and he gets punched in the feels but he saves the day ok but he still gets hurt.
star trek: hits his head, gets beat up, gets beat up some more, gets choked, etc, etc. he's basically a walking punching bag here ok.
smokin’ aces: totally gets hurt in this.
star trek into darkness: I MEAN, HE REALLY REALLY GETS HURT A LOT. SEVERELY. SOMEONE NEEDS TO PROTECT THIS POOR MAN FROM ALL THE DANGER HE FACES
additionally, i think he also eats in all of these movies and may participate in some type of sexual activity in all or at least most of them. so basically i will have to have a look at his contract but i’m pretty sure it probably says something like, “for each scene where chris’ character gets hurt he has to have a scene where he is eating or getting laid” which is a very responsible work tactic and if he hasn’t already put that in there, he should. i am so smart. but i’m also pretty sure he just shows up on set eating and if someone tries to take his food he grumps their face off until they just let him keep it in the scene and yeah that is my observation and explanation i hope you all enjoy it.