here’s what’s going down in my world right now:
- boy problems
- boy problems
- homework
- work
- boy problems
- family issues
- boy problems
so there you have it. might post again in a few days, maybe.
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Happy 34th Birthday Ginnifer Goodwin
One Scene per Episode » TOW the Embryos (S4E12)
Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transpons—a transponster!
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this is too perfect.
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Zooey Deschanel:
Is that rain?
Siri:
What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel:
Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri:
...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel:
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri:
Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel:
Remind me to clean up.
Siri:
Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel:
Tomorrow.
Siri:
I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel:
Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri:
I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel:
Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri:
I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel:
*dances*
Siri:
Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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sorry I flooded your dashes today.
365 Favorite Movies (in no particular order)
21. This Means War (2012)
↳ one, i don’t think we should tell her we know each other. two, stay out of each others way. three, no hanky-panky. and if this ever starts to affect our friendship then we walk away. so then we have a gentleman’s agreement.
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